Warning! Pictures May Be Disturbing
To Those With Good Taste
While driving along the back roads of Massachusetts yesterday, I was horrified to witness a disturbing site. It appeared to be a crime scene of horrific proportions. The victims were being ignored by other motorists, so, I pulled over to get a better look.
It appears that several people, er, creatures were massacred, perhaps by massive deflation, and left laying about on the lawn. Victims included a man in a red suit, two snow people, and a fourth unidentified victim (rumored to be either the wife, assistant or life partner to the first victim.). Surely others could see this scene and be as shocked and horrified as I was? No one, however, stopped to take notice or give aid, so, I continued on my way as well.
Truthfully, I don't know what is more of a crime, these things inflated or deflated. This is, of course, the opinion of a woman who thinks 65 year old cardboard boxes make the perfect Christmas decorations so what do I know?